So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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