she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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