the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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