handjob tips. give me some.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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