belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
There's a naked man in my car right now.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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