Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Vodka?
Forever.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Randomize
