Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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