if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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