Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
50% drunk capacity currently
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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