I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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