She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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