Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
the raccoons are back...
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