North Korea, Best Korea!
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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