Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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