Is it because I queefed?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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