You're completely useless in the revolution.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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