I'm drive I can fine osifer
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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