ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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