I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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