Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
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