my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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