Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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