She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
