honey bunches of taint.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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