I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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