I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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