We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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