We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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