I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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