jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
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