drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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