so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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