i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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