i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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