That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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