Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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