My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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