Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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