Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Please don't give away my fajitas
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