He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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