Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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