I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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