your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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