You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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