Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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