My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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