it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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