you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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