So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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