I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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