Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
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