can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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